DTE - We've All Been There Haven't We?

In the News - America Fat? Why?

Gimme a Whopper, fries — and a beer!
Those words are no longer wishful thinking. Friday, Burger King (BKC) will unveil plans to sell beer and burgers at a Whopper Bar — a new BK concept to compete with casual dining restaurants — in Miami Beach's tourist-heavy South Beach.

What goes better with a 2,000 calorie sandwich than an icy cold beer? Also, isn't the South Beach diet a low calorie, high protein weight loss diet? Oh the irony.

In the News - Seriously? I Mean Seriously?

A whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer, according to a report in the Augusta Chronicle. The All-American Basketball Alliance would also ban players born outside the United States.
The league's commissioner, Don "Moose" Lewis, claims that he doesn't "hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now." Thus, he says, the All-American Basketball Alliance would be "a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

In the News - Soccer Fans Are Badass

A British company has come under fire for trying to sell "stab-proof" vests to soccer fans heading to South Africa for the World Cup tournament.

Farts - Do YOU always trust them?

We've all been there before haven't we? Especially Toby. Once? Sure it can happen to anyone. But multiple times? Come on man.

Elephants Gone Wild

Bad day to be an elephant guide I guess.

In the News - Hef Dumps the Twins

Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has dumped his 20-year-old twin girlfriends Kristina and Karissa Shannon and has moved them out of his legendary playpen. I guess they were getting too old?