Saturday, January 23, 2010

In the News - America Fat? Why?

Gimme a Whopper, fries — and a beer!
Those words are no longer wishful thinking. Friday, Burger King (BKC) will unveil plans to sell beer and burgers at a Whopper Bar — a new BK concept to compete with casual dining restaurants — in Miami Beach's tourist-heavy South Beach.

What goes better with a 2,000 calorie sandwich than an icy cold beer? Also, isn't the South Beach diet a low calorie, high protein weight loss diet? Oh the irony.

In the News - Seriously? I Mean Seriously?

A whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer, according to a report in the Augusta Chronicle. The All-American Basketball Alliance would also ban players born outside the United States.
The league's commissioner, Don "Moose" Lewis, claims that he doesn't "hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now." Thus, he says, the All-American Basketball Alliance would be "a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

In the News - Soccer Fans Are Badass

A British company has come under fire for trying to sell "stab-proof" vests to soccer fans heading to South Africa for the World Cup tournament.

Farts - Do YOU always trust them?

We've all been there before haven't we? Especially Toby. Once? Sure it can happen to anyone. But multiple times? Come on man.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Elephants Gone Wild


Bad day to be an elephant guide I guess.

In the News - Hef Dumps the Twins


Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has dumped his 20-year-old twin girlfriends Kristina and Karissa Shannon and has moved them out of his legendary playpen. I guess they were getting too old?

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Sweet Bike Huh?

Did anyone notice the bike?

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

In the News - Isn't It Ironic

The Washington Bullets changed their name several years ago to the Washington Wizards because they wanted to avoid the image of gun violence in Washington DC. Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton drew guns on each other during a Christmas Eve locker room argument over a gambling debt. In the words of Alannis Morrisette, "Isn't it ironic?"

Gilbert pulled the classic George Costanza, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Monday, January 4, 2010

My Favorite Picture from Christmas Vacation

Those little hamster pets know exactly where to go. Mr. Squiggles oddly enough is not visible in the picture.