EAT ME!!!....I'M A TURKEY!

Happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to eat lots of breast meat. It's the best!

In the News - Gingers Watch Your Back

(CNN) -- The beating of 12-year-old boy by a group of classmates at a Southern California middle school may be linked to a Facebook posting encouraging kids to target redheads, authorities say. A Facebook page stating that Friday was "Kick a Ginger Day," referring to redheads and possibly inspired by an episode of the "South Park" series.

In the News - Peruvians Kill Fat People to Sell Their Fat

Police in Peru have broken up a gang that allegedly killed dozens of people in order to extract and sell their fat for use in cosmetics. Apparently they haven't watched Fight Club in Peru. You don't need to kill people to get their fat. You just get it out of the lipo clinic dumpsters like Brad Pitt did.

In the News - The NFL Cracks Down on Drunk Fans

The NFL announced today that it is cracking down drunken and disruptive fans by limiting tailgating to 3½ hours before each game. What's next? Are they going to ban drinking all morning on the golf course before you go to the stadium. GEEEZ!?!? NFL hard asses.

Sweet Ride

No Kids Allowed!

The reason why our kids are NOT invited to the TF.

Mr. Squiggles?

Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster Mr. Squiggles is quickly becoming the hottest new must have pet. There are many reasons why this particular Zhu Zhu Pets hamster is so popular. Since he has a light brown coat he looks very much like a real hamster. He's fussy and the most adventurous of all the Zhu Zhu Pets. He is constantly on the go. When you see him running all around you will be saying that this guy has more energy than a REAL hamster!

Seriously? WOW! I bet the boys in marketing had fun with this little write-up. However, they don't mention if it has been declawed or not.