In the News - Soccer Fans Are Badass

A British company has come under fire for trying to sell "stab-proof" vests to soccer fans heading to South Africa for the World Cup tournament.

Farts - Do YOU always trust them?

We've all been there before haven't we? Especially Toby. Once? Sure it can happen to anyone. But multiple times? Come on man.

Elephants Gone Wild

Bad day to be an elephant guide I guess.

In the News - Hef Dumps the Twins

Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has dumped his 20-year-old twin girlfriends Kristina and Karissa Shannon and has moved them out of his legendary playpen. I guess they were getting too old?

Sweet Bike Huh?

Did anyone notice the bike?

In the News - Isn't It Ironic

The Washington Bullets changed their name several years ago to the Washington Wizards because they wanted to avoid the image of gun violence in Washington DC. Washington Wizards teammates Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton drew guns on each other during a Christmas Eve locker room argument over a gambling debt. In the words of Alannis Morrisette, "Isn't it ironic?"

Gilbert pulled the classic George Costanza, "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

My Favorite Picture from Christmas Vacation

Those little hamster pets know exactly where to go. Mr. Squiggles oddly enough is not visible in the picture.